Three Horrible Comedies: Writers Get Back On Strike!

These are the worse movies I’ve seen in a long time. Seriously, this is bad, I hated these movies so much that I won’t even put my usual amazon link with anchor text. I did however place trailers, which are 100 times better than these pieces of trash. What are some of the worst movies you’ve seen?

American Pie Beta House

Quite possibly the worst dvd I’ve ever seen.

This movie shouldn’t continue or try to push the American Pie name at all. I like the original 3 films, but this is just a load of garbage.

It’s the reverse of Revenge of the Nerds in this film.

There are more boobs per capita in this film than any other “movie” I’ve seen that didn’t have something to do with pornography.

Don’t watch this one. Just don’t punish yourself.

I can’t believe I saw this. What a load of crap.

The Brothers Solomon

Wow, what a no brainer of a movie. This movie is about two hapless brothers that vow to wake their father from a coma by getting a grandchild asap. Through the movie they find out that dating is harder than their father told them, and that things aren’t always what they seem in the fast world of…well…craigslist.

This movie was bad. So bad that I can’t recommend it to anyone, ever; this movie was terrible, it had no redeeming merit of any kind. I wanted to sleep through it, but instead I polished it off, by some miracle. If you want to own this, if you want to watch this, that’s all you, you didn’t get a recommendation from me, that’s for sure.

Mr. Woodcock

They say they come in three’s and well, this is the third of our update of 3 bad comedies.

This movie sucks. There is roughly, no musical score or music in this film for the first 59 minutes! The jokes are stale, there is no payoff, but somehow, somewhere the trailer made it look kind of cool.

The sound, and foley design suck in this film.

Susan Sarandon’s breasts are huge one minute, then smaller the next scene, then larger again for no apparent reason. This movie is horrible.

If I hear the words woodcock in a manner that is NOT in innocence, I’m going to sock someone in the face!

If this is what the writers are up to, I want them back on strike immediately!

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2 Comments

  1. Posted March 4, 2008 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    Wow. Tell us what you REALLY think! Lol.

    I don’t like very many straight up comedies, although I do love comedy mixed in with something else.

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  2. Posted March 6, 2008 at 12:03 pm | Permalink

    Hmm, The worst movie I’ve ever seen. It’s actually quite difficult as I’ve seen some bad ones. My top 10 list of worst movies ever would be filled with uwe boll movies no doubt as every single one of them is worse than the worst thing ever.

    I saw a movie yesterday that has got to be one of the worst movies ever made. It is called Highwaymen (2003). I saw it because I love the score by Mark Isham. The movie was 0.5, the score is a 4 so I would give it 2/5 just because of the score. What a nightmare that movie was. If I counted, there must have been 2937 rolling eyes moment where the plot and everything was unbelievably stinky beyond belief. Even the crapmaster himself, uwe boll would have struggled.

    Luckily I haven’t seen the movies you mentioned, but thanks for the warning. I was planning to see Mr. Woodcock because I think Seann William Scott is pretty funny. No score for the first 59 minutes? All I can say is: Uuuuuurrghh

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