From time to time, people would ask me what movies to watch at the video store…actually a daily occurring trend that had me recommending the greatest and not so greatest movies ever!

However, there were customers that insisted on watching terrible movies.

In fact, I’ve seen a TON of terrible movies.

Some of these films are so bad, that they go into the “Unwatchable Pile”.

Here is one of them.

Goodbye Lover

This film is about a guy who’s sleeping with his brother’s wife, and also is sleeping with his secretary. As the movie progresses he and his mistress (his brothers wife) want to kill off the brother…and the thriller ensues….so they say.

This movie sucks. Don’t watch it, don’t look into it, just take my word for it. Seriously, this film’s first 40 minutes has 4 love scenes, and no nudity. Love scenes are forgivable if there’s gratuitous nudity…especially in horror movies…well maybe only in horror movies.

This movie is bad. The first entry in “The Unwatchable” posts. Volume 1….Goodbye Lover…a stain on the film industry.

Further Reading

• The Unwatchable Volume 2
• Three Horrible Comedies: Writers Get Back On Strike!
• You’re Keeping Me Up
• Weekend Update: The Ruins Edition
• Fast Movie Reviews Volume 2
• Fast Movie Reviews Volume 1
• I Really Hate My Job Dvd Review

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