Balls of Fury opened up quite nicely. I actually thought it was well done initially. We see a ping pong tournament at the Olympics happening and the downfall of our hero. We fast forward to modern times and he’s some fat guy that does novelty ping pong shows at a dinner theater. He is contacted by and FBI agent played by George Lopez, and away we go into this new story. The storyline follows a U.S attempt to capture the world’s most illusive ping pong player of all time. However, they have yet to get near him since you can not go to his palace without invitation. So we go through some training sequences and other random crap to get to the final battle of epic ping pong proportions.

Here is a trailer for Balls of Fury:

This movie sucked. The first ten minutes weren’t half bad, but it is like a rollercoaster with one drop. This thing falls fast and hard straight through the floor and breaks the rails. Even George Lopez, who I find somewhat funny, is deadpan in all his lines. Not even Christopher Walken could save this film as this one is just a toilet level mockery of comedic value.

I can’t believe I have sat through this one. I feel sick.